Inquisitive Youth Begins to Break on Through to the Other Side

Hard to believe, but it's true. Jimi Hendrix is

spending eternity in Electric Ladyland.

When he was forty years younger, Robert Plant sang

'Whole Lotta Love'. Now he sings, 'Little Bitta Love

(If I'm Lucky)'.

Johnny Rotten, Aging Sex Pistol, Fires Blanks

"I feel free, I feel free, I feel free!"

Scientists say they have no idea why Ted Nugent didn't

become extinct when all the other dinosaurs did.

Ted Nugent says he is "almost Ward Cleaver-ish,

but with more guns and enthusiasm."

"Hmmm, I always thought the Highway to Hell

would be wider than this."

Zack de la Rocha to Be Lead Singer of New Band Targeting

the Hearing-Impaired, Rage Against the Amplifiers

RIZE Singer Touches Live Wire at Live Earth

Rebellious Teen Trapped Inside Body of 64-Year-Old

If the manufacturer of the new Idom condom would

include some reefer, the customer could get sex,

drugs, and rock-and-roll all in one package.

"Breathe deep the gathering gloom,Watch lights fade from every room.Bedsitter people look back and lament,Another day's useless energy spent."

When the soldier peeped out from the gate, he said,

"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in."

When the soldier peeped out from the gate, he said,

"I hear you knockin', but you can't come in."

Zombie from Dawn of the Dead Changes Name to Lordi,

Sings 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' in Eurovision Semi-Finals

Zombie from Dawn of the Dead Changes Name to Lordi,

Sings 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' in Eurovision Semi-Finals

Phil Spector was convicted today for

getting an outrageous blowjob.