Al Sharpton's ancestors were slaves, owned by Strom

Thurmond's ancestors. It just goes to show what genealogical

research can (and cannot) do. It can reveal the truth about

your ancestry, but it cannot do anything to change it.

University of Minnesota Student Calling 911 to

Report Massive Dandruff Outbreak

Bible Salesman Woos Elderly Hurricane Katrina Survivor

Where a Wounded Soldier Lives in the

Walter Reed Army Medical Center

Where the Unwounded General in Charge Lives

"Congratulations, Senator! Your announcement on the Late Show

has just been added to the Top Ten Reasons to Go to Bed Early."

UCLA law professor Stephen Bainbridge is alarmed that

"Private School Pinkos" infest the Hilltop Children's Center

in Seattle. With a total of 70 students enrolled, this private

elementary school obviously poses a threat to capitalism and the

free enterprise system so serious as to justify a college professor

taking time out from his teaching duties to write about it.

Investor Suffers Head Wound from Being Struck by

Plummeting Stock Market Indicator