Lawyer Joke

Another Lawyer Joke

UCLA law professor Stephen Bainbridge is alarmed that

"Private School Pinkos" infest the Hilltop Children's Center

in Seattle. With a total of 70 students enrolled, this private

elementary school obviously poses a threat to capitalism and the

free enterprise system so serious as to justify a college professor

taking time out from his teaching duties to write about it.

"Unfortunately, where I teach law

I'm only permitted to torture logic."