President Bush tried to park his Legacy in New Orleans today,

but he couldn't because the parking space was still under water.

"Come right on in, Mr. President. Tonight you'll

be sleeping in the Katrina White House."

President Pimping Heckuva Job Energy Drink

to New Orleans Students

Bible Salesman Woos Elderly Hurricane Katrina Survivor

“As you remember, Rockey, I was down there at the

end of the road in Plaquemines Parish when the storm hit.

Katrina blew me all the way back to Crawford. Wow! That

was the best blow job I've ever had!”

After surveying the damage inflicted on

Baghdad by Hurricane George,

President Bush stopped at a small eatery

and ordered red beans and rice,

cornbread and sausage.

Arriving by hot-air balloon, Congressman Hastert

is saddened to hear that his attempt to rescue

New Orleans was six months too late.

In San Diego, the President sang 'When the Levee Breaks'.

In New Orleans, the levee broke.

As the Lord saith,

"In those days, I will pour out my Spirit;

and they shall prophesy."

Remaindered Copies of Katrina Report

to Be Used as Clay Substitute

in New Orleans Levees