If you stare at Republican Representative Adam Putnam

for ten seconds, you will be permanently immunized

against the notion of Intelligent Design. Stare at him

longer than that and you run the risk of irreversible

brain damage.

"Fred Thompson," says Republican Representative Adam

Putnam, "is the candidate best positioned to rally our base

and attract young people, independents and particularly

Reagan Democrats, and win an Academy Award for

Achievement in Presidential Impersonations."