Does anyone know how creationists reconcile the Theory

of Intelligent Design with the hammerhead shark?

The Unexpurgated Bible #8

"There were dinosaurs in the earth in those days; and

we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we

were in their sight."

If you stare at Republican Representative Adam Putnam

for ten seconds, you will be permanently immunized

against the notion of Intelligent Design. Stare at him

longer than that and you run the risk of irreversible

brain damage.

"You goddam evolutionist, if I hear you say Charles

Darwin one more time, I'll rip your face off!"

Creationists Gone Wild

(But Without Any Tits)

Just moments after this picture was taken, Ken Ham,

founder of the Creation Museum, was mistaken for

a turnip and swallowed whole by an Apatosaurus.

There are two conflicting interpretations of this picture.

Creationists say it is Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

Evolutionists say it is Charles Darwin and a fair maiden

in the Galapagos Islands.

Creationists Claim Fossil Prints Prove Co-Existence

of Humans and Michelinosaurs