"Well I'll be!" the President mused. "When the Stars Fell onAlabama, one of them must have landed on SenatorSessions' head."

"I, Ayad Allawi, have paid $300,000 to Haley Barbour, the

Governor of Mississippi, to install me in place of the

democratically-elected Governor of Alabama. And I

expect results within one or two Friedman Units!

Or else!"