Workman Cleans Ben's Clock, Inadvertently

Reveals the Mystery of Time

England's Parliament Gets Its Clock Cleaned

"And it stayed in its place, not a frown upon its face,

And it's hands never hung by it's side,

And it stopped short, never to go again,

when the old man died from emphysema."

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"Bright idea creates '25-hour day'"