Idaho State Republican Representative Curtis Bowers

believes feminism, environmentalism, and homosexualism

are part of a Communist plot to 'take down' the culture of

Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead.

"The Clutching Hand says 'Our most basic

civil liberty is the right to be kept alive'."

"I agree!"

"So do I!"

"Me, too!"

"It definitely has the ring of truth!"

"Absolutely!"

"Yeah, it's even more soul-stirring than 'Better Red Than Dead'!"

"Sorry, guys, but I'm so moved I'm about to shed

my first crocodile tear!"