"The Clutching Hand says 'Our most basic

civil liberty is the right to be kept alive'."

"I agree!"

"So do I!"

"Me, too!"

"It definitely has the ring of truth!"

"Absolutely!"

"Yeah, it's even more soul-stirring than 'Better Red Than Dead'!"

"Sorry, guys, but I'm so moved I'm about to shed

my first crocodile tear!"

"Four out of five herpetologists say we saltwater

crocs get the most laughs."

"I've got to do this for the sake of my family."

"Have you met my family?"

Things to Avoid #3

Brushing a Crocodile's Teeth