Idaho State Republican Representative Curtis Bowers

believes feminism, environmentalism, and homosexualism

are part of a Communist plot to 'take down' the culture of

Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead.

Have you ordered your Fearguth Jam Cruise Action Figure yet?

It comes complete with a George Dickel Cap, a pair of cheap

sunglasses, a RAQ Rocks You! T-Shirt, a used Olympus Stylus

400 Camera, and the least expensive watch Wal-Mart sells.

If you don't know how much it costs, you can't afford it. But go

ahead and order it anyway, so you can overextend yourself

and book a room in the poorhouse like everybody else.

"Listen, kids! I said I was Lego Man, not Grammar Man!"

"Toy delivers 'date-rape' drug when ingested"

Carnivorous Slinky Goes on Rampage

Mattel Adds 9 Million Chinese-Made Sex Toys to Recall List

Quick! Is that a toy gun the little Palestinian is pointing at you?

Ties between the United States and

Ireland were significantly strengthened

today when Prime Minister Ahern presented

President Bush a Miracle-Gro Four-Leaf

Clover Deluxe Gardening Set from

Toys "R" Us.