“When I finally got my hands on the Fourth Amendment, Senator Durbin, I tore it limb from limb!”

"It's hard to imagine, dear, but once upon a time,

people actually believed the Constitution was

something more than a moldy old document

stored here in the National Archives. They

must've been pretty naive back in those days."

Veepenstein #10

When the Baron needs someone to vivisect the Constitution,

he calls on David Addington, who is also credited with being

the butt of the world's first 'lawyer joke'.