Veepenstein #20

Baron's Reanimation Experiment Stirs Controversy

Veepenstein #19

The Baron with His Clothes On

The Baron with His Clothes Off

Veepenstein #18

In order to produce enough plutonium for an atomic bomb,

you first have to start a Cheney reaction, like this one.

Veepenstein #17

The Baron's Executive Washroom (with Attendant)

Veepenstein #16

The Baron's Most Prized Objet D'Art

Veepenstein #15

The Baron has trained his dog to bite

small children on the butt.

Veepenstein #14

When the Baron needs to travel above ground, he uses

a hot-air balloon modeled after one of his heroes.

Veepenstein #13

Blue-State elephants and Red-State elephants agree

Sicko Dicko is the best drive-in movie to come along

since I Eat Your Skin.

Veepenstein #12

The Baron had always wanted to have his picture

taken with Ozymandias. One day, he got his wish.

Veepenstein #11

The Baron's Fairy Godmother

Veepenstein #10

When the Baron needs someone to vivisect the Constitution,

he calls on David Addington, who is also credited with being

the butt of the world's first 'lawyer joke'.

Veepenstein #9

The Baron's cardiovascular condition requires him to

watch what he eats. Following his doctor's advice, he

is now on the Bubble-Bubble-Toil-and-Trouble Diet.

Veepenstein #8

After his annual inspection, it was determined the Baron needs

to have his cardiac defibrillator replaced. "Pay me now or pay

me later," the automotive technician told him.

Veepenstein #7

"Where, you ask, is the Office of the Vice President?

It's in an Undisclosed Location, you nosy nimrod!"

Veepenstein #6

The Baron couldn't have cared less if he was called

Hemorrhoidus Maximus, so long as he appeared on

the cover of Time.

Veepenstein #5

Vassal Approaching Castle Veepenstein

Veepenstein #4

Handjob, the Baron's Manservant

Veepenstein #3

In his spare time, the Baron likes to paint.

Veepenstein #2

Elwood, the Baron's Dog and Best Friend

Veepenstein #1

"The name is pronounced 'Cheeney',

and I'm handy with scissors."