Senator David Vitter Recognized for Owning the Largest

Used Condom Collection in Louisiana

Ark Built by Man Named Noah with the Aid of

$100,000 Earmarked by Louisiana Senator

Senator Vitter admits he started hanging out with a lioness

from DC and a tigress from New Orleans only after his wife

started dressing like a leopardess from Louisiana.

"If a man, like Senator Vitter, has values and standards," says

Representative Richard Baker (R-LA), "but does not always

live up to them, it does nothing to discredit the validity of those

values and standards, and he is far preferable to those timid souls,

like Fearguth, who, without values and standards, cannot fall

short of them, nor ever run the risk of being charged with hypocrisy."

Senator David Vitter (R-LA) claims his name was on the D.C.

Madam's phone list because he had been doing undercover

work to expose illegal immigrants disguised as sex workers.