"Sure we're scared! We know al-Qaida chicks

when we see them!"

Tiger Escapes from ExxonMobil Zoo,

Wreaks Havoc Worldwide

Early on, tigers develop a hankering for

a nice piece of tail.

"Check this out, Tawa! Tony the Tiger's got

his tail caught in another crack!"

Senator Vitter admits he started hanging out with a lioness

from DC and a tigress from New Orleans only after his wife

started dressing like a leopardess from Louisiana.

Allegories for Our Time #1

ExxonMobil and Iraq

What is it about cats that makes them want to

play with their food?

Things to Avoid #4

Underwater Tigers

Fearless Chicks Prove Tigers Are Real Pussies

She worked like a dog, but the ExxonMobil tiger was

still eating her out of house and home.

It was love at first sight.