Noah hadn't warned the Ironman Triathletes, so

the Great Flood caught them completely by surprise.

"Remember, my child, a rainbow has nothing to do with Noah

and the flood. It is just an optical and meteorological

phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear

in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of

moisture in the Earth's atmosphere."

Ark Built by Man Named Noah with the Aid of

$100,000 Earmarked by Louisiana Senator

The Unexpurgated Bible #2

Archaeologists Excavating Mt. Ararat Uncover Unfinished

Ark; Discovery Suggests Noah Was a Slacker; Find May Also

Explain Why the Post-Diluvian World Has Turned Out

So Badly

“God has spoken to me,” Tom DeLay says. “I listen to God, and what

I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the

conservative base of the Republican Party before every living thing

is destroyed by the Great Democratic Flood.”