World's Worst Yobs #15

Dinesh D'Souza

"Osama bin Laden believes," says Dinesh D'Souza, "that the United

States represents the pagan depravity that Muslims have a duty to

resist. I have to agree with him on this point, because I, too, as a

devout Christian, have a duty to resist pagan depravity. And, what,

you ask, is 'pagan depravity'? Well, it all boils down to sex: abortion

rights, condoms for unmarried girls, and liberalized laws regarding

homosexuality. Don't you see how this caused the destruction of the

World Trade Center on September 11, 2001? Isn't it as plain and

simple as the sweater I'm wearing?"

"The reaction to my new book, The Enemy at Home," says

Dinesh D'Souza, "has felt, well, a little hysterical. Not that I

have a womb, you understand, but I'm quite empathetic

because I've always wanted to go back."