A leading authority of Saudi Arabia's hardline school

of Islam has condemned camel beauty contests as evil,

saying those involved should seek repentance in God.

What a camel does when it 'repents' the authority did

not say.

Three Visions of Paradise

Christian

Muslim

Orangutan

"With your help, I will build a full-scale replica of the Grand

Mosque of Mecca here in China. So call 1-800-321-6675, and

make your pledge today."

The Malay boy could tell you were staring at him.

Click on this banner to see that Islamo-Fascism

Awareness Week (IAW) is actually a front for

Higher Education Execrates Horowitz

Awareness Week (HEE HAW).

What Happened to the Government's Case Against the Holy

Land Foundation After Allah's Mighty Wind Blew into Town

Based on observations of large gatherings on the

right side of Iapetus, one of the moons of Saturn,

astronomers have concluded that Islamo-Fascism

Awareness Week has had an impact far beyond the

confines of Planet Earth.

Pillsbury Crescent Rolls Reformulated

to Eliminate Islamic Bias

Meanwhile, the Islamofascists continued their surreptitious

invasion of Michelle Malkin's neighborhood.

"Why is Maysoon so mortified? Can't you see? Her perfect

modesty has been betrayed by her naked, lascivious hand."

A dogma is a man's best friend.

Pakistani Seminarian Advancing the 'Locked and Loaded'

Argument for the Existence of God

President Bush sent a shockwave through the nation

yesterday when he announced he had converted to

Islam and is moving to Saudi Arabia.

Ayatollah Khomeini didn't die. He just went digital.

A Pakistani court has sentenced Shumail Raj and his wife,

Shezina Tariq, to jail on the grounds that the husband is

actually a woman and that same-sex marriages are against

Islam. Upon arriving at the jail, however, the wife admitted

she is actually a man who happens to be extremely modest.

From the flags the head of the Islamic Movement in

northern Israel could tell he was in hostile territory.

"Osama bin Laden believes," says Dinesh D'Souza, "that the United

States represents the pagan depravity that Muslims have a duty to

resist. I have to agree with him on this point, because I, too, as a

devout Christian, have a duty to resist pagan depravity. And, what,

you ask, is 'pagan depravity'? Well, it all boils down to sex: abortion

rights, condoms for unmarried girls, and liberalized laws regarding

homosexuality. Don't you see how this caused the destruction of the

World Trade Center on September 11, 2001? Isn't it as plain and

simple as the sweater I'm wearing?"