When he saw how the Prime Minister of Israel reacted

when he was told the largest bra size you could buy on

the Internet was 58J, Sarko the Giant knew he had found

a new ally.

Here's a picture of an Israeli drone.

Here's another.

Tzipi Livni had been given the unenviable task of playing

nursemaid to an increasingly simple-minded Prime Minister.

Israel's Acting President Dalia Itzik could see Ehud Olmert

was in the terminal stage of Yawning Abyss Syndrome.

The chief of the Israeli police resigns after a corruption investigation.

Israel’s military chief of staff resigns because of the Lebanon war

fiasco. Israel’s minister of justice is convicted of sexual assault.

Israel’s president resigns following charges of rape and

sexual misconduct. Israel’s tax authority resigns because

of corruption charges. Several other corruption investigations

are still pending, including two or three focused on Ehud

Olmert, the Israeli prime minister, who is reportedly suffering

from Excedrin Headache #18.

Ehud Olmert always laughed when he told the old joke about

the rabbi who performed circumcisions "just for the tips."

The Prime Minister of Israel swings

both ways.