"You goddam evolutionist, if I hear you say Charles

Darwin one more time, I'll rip your face off!"

Upon learning that he and Rush Limbaugh had a

common ancestor, Kimani the Gorilla finally lost it.

Will this frog reach the top of the evolutionary tree before it croaks?

Will it prove itself worthy of its septasyllabic genus, Eleutherodactylus?

Stay tuned.

There are two conflicting interpretations of this picture.

Creationists say it is Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

Evolutionists say it is Charles Darwin and a fair maiden

in the Galapagos Islands.