As everyone there will tell you, it was really, really

cold that day in Montreal.

"You goddam evolutionist, if I hear you say Charles

Darwin one more time, I'll rip your face off!"

"Righto, Zack! More hockey players lose their teeth

from gingivitis than from slipping on the ice."

Duck Doesn't Duck, Gets Pucked

"Mr. President, Mr. President! After you finish signing Toby's

hardhat, would you mind autographing my Bauer Supreme

Hockey Cup?"

Fans of the Ottawa Senators were really steamed when

their team lost to the Anaheim Ducks.

Inga Skaya makes you forget everything

you thought you knew about hockey.

Not to worry. Willie and Jarome are just having

another lover's quarrel.

Russian Hockey Team Gazing at the Navel of the Universe

Hockey Fan Claims to Be Victim of Attack by

Hezbollah Terrorist Recruited by North Korea,

Trained in Syria, and Funded by Iran