Barking Spider

"These are supersensitive mikes, Vlad. So if

I cut one right now, it will be a Fartissimo!"

"See, I told you nobody breaks wind like President Bush."

"That's right. I coughed, sneezed, belched, hiccupped, yawned,

and farted, all at the same time. Man, you should see what

I look like now!"

Jonah Reaches for the Beano