Phuket Vegetarian Festivalgoer, Whole Foods Shopper, and Liberal

Fascist Says He Really Likes Jonah Goldberg's New Book

Close associates of Jonah Goldberg say the real reason

he hates Mike Huckabee is the fact that Huckabee lost

100 lbs. of ugly fat without having to throw his mother

into the East River.

Jon Swift has finally published 'Best Blog Posts of 1707',

shattering the old record for delayed publication previously

held by Jonah Goldberg.

The Unexpurgated Bible #5

"And the LORD spake unto the fish, and it vomited out

Jonah upon the dry land. And then he wrote a book."

Jonah and K-Lo Show Up for Another Day's Work

at The Corner

World's Worst Yobs #11

Jonah Goldberg

Scan Jonah Goldberg's curriculum vitae and you'll

find no mention of his role in the movie, Dune.

Jonah Goldberg, February 8, 2005:

"I predict that Iraq won't have a civil war, that it will have

a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and

Americans will, in two years time, agree that the war was

worth it. I'll bet $1,000 (which I can hardly spare right now)."

Jonah Goldberg, February 8, 2007:

"I offered the bet in a foolish fit of pique with Juan Cole.

.... I've admitted that Cole would have won. I've written

that the Iraq War was a mistake. .... I join a long list of

people whose expectations about the war and its

handling turned out to be wrong in whole or in part. ....

For the record, I still support staying there, because

even if it was a mistake to go in when and how we

did, that doesn't mean a precipitous withdrawal

will make things better."

Jonah Goldberg Proving He Can Swallow Anything

"I think all intelligent, patriotic and informed people

can agree," writes Jonah Goldberg: "It would be great if

the U.S. could find an Iraqi Strong Bad."

,Here we have Augusto Jonah José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte Goldberg making the case why he will be able to bring law and order to Iraq if he's made the new Strong Bad, just like he once did in Lucianne's neighborhood.

"I had to call my Mom four times before she did

anything about those liberal bullies who were

calling me 'Mama's Boy'."

Jonah Reaches for the Beano

After he said, "Let's treat politicians like Twinkies.

They have to disclose their ingredients.",

thousands of viewers thought:

"Let's treat pundits like Port-a-Johns.

They have to show what they're full of."

Jonah and the Whale

Photo of Jonah Goldberg Taken

Just Minutes Before His Belt Finally Gave Way