Alarmed by the populist tone of both the Democratic and

Republican presidential campaigns, Tom Donohue, President

of the U. S. Chamber of Commerce, says: “We plan to build a

grass-roots business organization so strong that when it bites

you in the butt, you bleed.” Sounds like a mad dog, doesn't he?

Looks like one, too.

Turning was easy. Deciding which way was the hard part.

It was her wedding day, and her husband had already lost interest.

Jackson and Dave, Dick Cheney's Dogs of War,

Awaiting Orders to Stabilize Pakistan

"Señor Santa, the children are beginning to suspect that

you enjoy chasing sleighs more than bringing toys."

It is said that pets and their owners begin to resemble

each other over time. This is Lucianne Goldberg's dog.

Golden Retriever Happy the House of Representatives Has Recognized Christmas As the Holiday Celebrating the Birth of Santa Claus

Even Harry Reid's dog is standing in line for

its turn to sit in the lap of the telecoms.

At first, Arlo wasn't too happy about being leashed

to a canicross runner. But the more he ran, the

more he liked it.

By a vote of 372-9, the U. S. House of Representatives has passed a

bipartisan resolution proclaiming that Christmas is "a holiday of

great significance to man's best friend."

"I only feed my dog athletes on steroids."

New York City cops really hated it when they had to

walk Blade Runner, Judi Nathan's canicross champion.

Let us not forget that times are also tough for

Bernie Kerik's police dog, K-9-11.

The day Denmark decided to invade Mexico.

"Listen, you Yorkshire twit! We Danes are the greatest

dogs in the world. Period. End of discussion!"

The Politico Illustrated #2

"Dems salivate after wins on GOP turf"

"Mr. Thompson, one observer has said you look like 'a Shar Pei

in a suit'. Would you care to comment on what that could

possibly mean?"

Barking Spider

If you've been wanting to bite a badger, here's how to do it.

"Yes, I am a Dog of War. But, quite frankly,

I would prefer to stay on my leash."