Fearguth's Rules of Order #7

If an orangutan insists on giving you

a piece of its lip, listen politely.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #6

Always yield the right-of-way to pandas eating bamboo.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #5

Wait until a monkey finishes its popsicle before

asking for an autograph.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #4

Don't tip a monkey that licks the platter clean.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #3

Always mute your iPod when approaching

a monkey on a rope eating watermelon.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #2

Always insist that the monkey gives your ball back.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #1

Don't do business with a monkey

that eats pasta.