Although Orlando Cabrera was unaware of it at

the time, his baseball cap, according to Lee Siegel,

signified "a lazily defiant casualness ... a hopelessness

about the possibility of originality ever to fly in the

face of hierarchy." Regardless of what it signified,

Orlando was still able double up Alex Rodriguez

at second base.

"You're not only out, Mr. Bonds. You're a lying SOB!"

"There has also been a collective failure to recognize the problem

of the abuse of interrogation-enhancing drugs by the CIA."

"Jumping Jehoshaphat! This magic carpet is something else!"

Allegories for Our Time #5

Barry Bonds and the Glory of Baseball

Fearguth's Rules of Order #2

Always insist that the monkey gives your ball back.

Basebrawl, America's Pastime

Asia Waiting for the Mighty U. S. to Come to Bat

Brats in Beer

"Hey, Josh! Your shoes are untied, your

fly is unzipped, and somebody is sneaking

up on you from behind!"

"Hey guys! These anti-gravity shoes really work!"

Tagg Romney Puts Out Jello Biafra

In baseball, this kind of play is called 'around the horn'.

John Gibbons Comes in Dead Last at the

Gillette Foamy Shaving Contest.

It's not that Barry Bonds may have used steroids.

It's that hitting home runs--even 756--is not

such a big deal anymore.

Kashmiri Hurler Signs with the Atlanta Braves

"Yo! You be like the illest at breakdancing and pull all

the hoes and shiznit!"

Whatever it was that made first base so larruping good,

José couldn't quite put his finger on it.

Not your everyday double play.

Dustin McGowan Undergoing Emergency Rehydration