Fearguth's Rules of Order #6

Always yield the right-of-way to pandas eating bamboo.

Ursologists agree: giant pandas wrote the book on relaxation.

"It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh,

I think I'll go outside a while,

An jus' smile."

Yang Mang Teaching Her Newborn the Elements of Sumo

The fake baby Panda was unmasked when it spat out

the strained bamboo.

Chuang Chuang has become a hopeless addict of panda porn.

"Psst! What say you help me bust outta this joint?"

If you missed the First Annual Panda Cub Milk-Lapping Contest,

count yourself among the thrill-impoverished.