Three Visions of Paradise

Christian

Muslim

Orangutan

Fearguth's Rules of Order #7

If an orangutan insists on giving you

a piece of its lip, listen politely.

"I ain't heavy, I'm his brother."

Real orangutans are remarkably intelligent.

Pretend orangutans aren't.

The orangutan wanted to say, "Buster Crabbe was

a better swimmer than Johnny Weismuller," but

it is impossible to talk when your tongue is stuck

to a block of ice.

It was love at first sight.

Orangutans think the joke about President Bush's

'four-point plan to slash gas prices' is pretty funny.