Jesus said: "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into

thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to

thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which

seeth in secret shall reward thee openly." So where's

this guy's closet?

Did you see the sign which popped up all over Louisiana

after the Razorbacks whipped the Tigers?

Ballbuster Busted by His Own Balls

David Beckham Canonized; Beats Mother Teresa

in the Race to Sainthood