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Sharp Elbows Come Out in GOP Debate

GOP Hopefuls Slug It Out in Debate

Falwell's Sudden Death Jolts Field of GOP Presidential Candidates

Rather than continue serving as symbols for the GOP,

these battered and bruised pachyderms have decided to

throw themselves into the sea.

Elephant Dwarfed by Star of

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman