"Now that Jerry's out of the way, Pat, that means no

more than a two-way split when we inherit the earth."

Jerry Falwell Reincarnated As White Velvet Painting

Instead of Heaven, God sent Jerry Falwell straight to Hell, Michigan.

Falwell's Sudden Death Jolts Field of GOP Presidential Candidates

Jerry Falwell, dead today at age 73, has been described as

"a huge, huge leader." He was definitely that alright.

"To tell the truth, Jerry, I couldn't spend $400 on a haircut,

even if I wanted to."