Mitt Romney's march across Iowa has raised

hopes of his impending defeat.

Elephant Sit-Down Strike Enters Third Week

Though dead, the Fox News mascot was still balanced,

if not fair.

Veepenstein #13

Blue-State elephants and Red-State elephants agree

Sicko Dicko is the best drive-in movie to come along

since I Eat Your Skin.

After years of courtship, Sundar and Maliha

finally tied the knot.

Rather than continue serving as symbols for the GOP,

these battered and bruised pachyderms have decided to

throw themselves into the sea.

Elephant Dwarfed by Star of

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman