Sad Episcopalians Vote to Secede from Gay Episcopalians

“In Iran we don’t have homosexuality like you have in America.

In Iran we don’t have this phenomenon. I don't know who has told

you that we have it. Believe me, those in your nation who fear or

hate homosexuals could really relax and kick back in my country."

Electromicrograph of an Ann Coulter Fagocyte

Log Cabin Republican Takes Refuge in the

Heartland of Homophobes

"I said employers should be allowed to fire workers for

being gay because (1) the battery in my hearing aid was

dead, (2) my bladder was about to bust, and (3) I was

suffering from bronchitis and the flu. I'm Tommy Thompson,

and I approve of these excuses."