Contrary to popular belief, rightists don't attack just any

child on S-CHIP. They only attack when their weight

advantage is at least 10-1.

"Listen up," said the disciple of Mark Hemingway. "If

your target is a two-year-old girl, like Bethany Wilkerson,

there's mudslinging involved. Sure, it's a dirty job, but

somebody has to do it."

Take one look at Mark Hemingway and you understand

why his parents never allowed him to be used as a prop

in a political debate.

Cleverly disguised as a pumpkin, Michelle Malkin was

able to get the complete lowdown on Halsey and Bonnie,

the parents of Graeme Frost.

The Chatty Michelle doll comes in two models:

with the S-CHIP,

without the S-CHIP.

"Whenever I hear anything described as a heartless assault on

our children, I tend to think it's a good idea. I'm happy that thePresident's willing to do something bad for the kids."

American Empire #9

Collateral Damage