Hezbollah Leader Sends Up Trial Balloon

Hockey Fan Claims to Be Victim of Attack by

Hezbollah Terrorist Recruited by North Korea,

Trained in Syria, and Funded by Iran

Thomas Forqueran beholds the interior of his pickup,

parked by Lake Mead, after a defective Sony battery in his

Dell laptop computer caught fire, ignited ammunition in his

glovebox, which set fire to his gas tank and turned his

vehicle into a cinder, that then contributed to the recall

of over four million Dell laptop batteries at a cost to the

company of over $300 million.

This is a metaphor for what could now be called

'The Hezbollah Effect'.