Bodacious Tata

A cow plunged from a 200-foot castle wall onto the hood of a

minivan in central Washington state, according to police.

"No, you can't go play with that low-class Kia Rio!

You're a high-class Jaguar and don't you ever forget it!"

Cowboys and Engines

Cranioscope Shows Interior of Race-Car-Driver's

Head Looks Like Checker Auto Parts

Dipstick

Dipshit

Blackwater Valet Services says,

"Come Park with Us!"

"If you said, 'George Bush can take his request for another

$50 billion for the Iraq War and shove it up his ass!', I hear

you. If you didn't, say again."

Low Riders

Lower Riders

Still Life with Presidential Limousine and Street Sweeper

Automobiles are only 'Subtotaled' in the United States.

In Iraq, they are 'Grand Totaled'.

"My Dad says it hit a benchmark and blew up."

Televangelist About to Be Run Down by Street

Racers From The Fast and the Furious

Why the Carmax Concept Hasn't Caught On in Iraq

Newborn Formula One Race Car Hits the Ground

Running with Umbilical Cord Still Attached

Congratulations! An anonymous donor has just given you a

wax figure of Deng Xiaoping and a Hongqi limousine. Do you

have any idea where would you like to put them?

Ralph Nader Ponders Run for President in

Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible

Royal Couple of Brunei's Pimpmobile Puts

Benedict XVI's Popemobile in the Shade

Race Officials Say Formula One Crash Due to "No Intel Inside"

Xebra Hybrid Car Operates on Cornstalks, Leaves, and Twigs