North Korean in Custody After Illegally Tunneling

from Pyongyang to Happy, Texas

Flotsam and Jetsam That Washed Up On the

Korean Peninsula One Day

"You're right, Comrade Kwak. These Nikon 10x42

Premier SE Binoculars make watching South Korean

birds much more exciting."

“We’re confident that Kim Jong-il's long-range missiles

are so poorly designed and constructed that they will fall

only on Iraq, Iran, and North Korea, thus destroying the

Axis of Evil in one swell foop.”

This North Korean officer doesn't believe in the right to privacy.

You have been warned.

Using nothing more than a crude hand telescope,

a North Korean boatman claims he can see Osama

bin Laden hiding out somewhere in Pakistan.

Hockey Fan Claims to Be Victim of Attack by

Hezbollah Terrorist Recruited by North Korea,

Trained in Syria, and Funded by Iran