"Hello, is this the Geek Squad?"

Cat and Mouse Playing Games

Couchless Potato

Monitor Mausoleum

The object of this game is to see how many

madrassa students you can connect to Allah

without ever releasing your left mouse button.

Thomas Forqueran beholds the interior of his pickup,

parked by Lake Mead, after a defective Sony battery in his

Dell laptop computer caught fire, ignited ammunition in his

glovebox, which set fire to his gas tank and turned his

vehicle into a cinder, that then contributed to the recall

of over four million Dell laptop batteries at a cost to the

company of over $300 million.

This is a metaphor for what could now be called

'The Hezbollah Effect'.