Contrary to today's news reports, James Brown,

the Godfather of Soul, has not passed away. He

has merely got a brand new bag.

"To quote the great philosopher Frank

Sinatra, I'm going to lose My Way,

just like I did in 2000 and 2004."

In San Diego, the President sang 'When the Levee Breaks'.

In New Orleans, the levee broke.

As the Lord saith,

"In those days, I will pour out my Spirit;

and they shall prophesy."