President Bush tried to park his Legacy in New Orleans today,

but he couldn't because the parking space was still under water.

President Pimping Heckuva Job Energy Drink

to New Orleans Students

Arriving by hot-air balloon, Congressman Hastert

is saddened to hear that his attempt to rescue

New Orleans was six months too late.

In San Diego, the President sang 'When the Levee Breaks'.

In New Orleans, the levee broke.

As the Lord saith,

"In those days, I will pour out my Spirit;

and they shall prophesy."