"So which is it, Senator McConnell: are you saying

the lives of full-time professional soldiers are worth

less than the lives of draftees, or are you saying that

draftees aren't full-time professional soldiers?"

Can you believe the same state which produces

Wild Turkey Bourbon also produces jake leg

senators like Mitch McConnell?

"It's time for my midmorning snack, Mitch.

Don't worry, you won't feel a thing."

Trent Lott, Mitch McConnell, Jon Kyl, John Cornyn:

Four Characters in Search of a Plot

Saint Mitch of the Kaintucks

"As you've probably heard by now, I was recently ranked

as the 7th most powerful member of the U. S. Senate.

But with all the power at my disposal, I still haven't been

able to keep that fool Governor, Ernie Fletcher, from

flinging himself into the Pit of Eternal Night."

"As you've probably heard by now, I was recently ranked

as the 7th most powerful member of the U. S. Senate.

But with all the power at my disposal, I still haven't been

able to keep that fool Governor, Ernie Fletcher, from

flinging himself into the Pit of Eternal Night."