Remember when Pam Geller and John Bolton were

thick as thieves? Well, they're now trapped in

the past, and, hopefully, no one will let them out.

If Michelle Malkin and Pam Geller were a cocktail,

it would have to be a 'Sloe Comfortable Screw Up

the Wall Mexican Style with a Little Bit of English'.

If ever two people were made for each other,

it would be David Horowitz and Pam Geller.

Imagine Islamo-Fascism Awareness Forever.

Miss August is now featured in the This Old House annual

swimsuit issue. Look for it in your supermarket checkout

line today.

Seeing Ms. July raises the question,

"Is it safe to go back to the beach?"

World's Worst Yoobs #4

Pamela Geller

"Woo and double woooo! I thought I was nuts until

Aunt Pamela Oshry interviewed me. She's the Looney

Tune who blogs at Atlas Shrugs and thinks she's

Supergirl. Seriously, that crazy bitch makes me look like

Wally Walrus on Thorazine."

Paul Mirengoff is something of a sex

symbol for women on the right side of the

blogosphere, like Aunt Pamela, KLo, and Libidus

Woman. Privately, they affectionately refer to

him as Studley Do-Right. Can you imagine the terms

of endearment they use for The Hindrocketeer and

Elephant Man, the other hunks at Power Line?

When the Israeli election returns

came in, Aunt Pamela leaped a

tall building in a single bound and

found herself in the Fresh Kills landfill.