Yang Mang Teaching Her Newborn the Elements of Sumo

When Chris Matthews says, "I don't see a big, beefy

alternative to Hillary Clinton -- a big guy. You know

what I mean? An ... every-way big guy," he has obviously

forgotten about Manny Yarbrough.

Believe it or not, this Sumo exercise is called 'Froggy the Gremlin

Plunks His Magic Twanger and Waits for Smilin' Ed to Let Buster

Brown Out of the Shoe to Take Tige for a Walk'.

According to the rules of Sumo, if you catch a rikishi

that's too small, you have to throw it back.

Kotooshu Throws Kotoshogiko in Dohyō,

or

Friday Night Smackdown at Benihana