Blitzen to Retire After 185 Years of Service;

"He Will Be Missed," Santa Says

Literary World Rocked by New Verse Translation

of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Veepenstein #12

The Baron had always wanted to have his picture

taken with Ozymandias. One day, he got his wish.

"'I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;Will you rest upon my little bed?' said the Spider to the Fly."

He would take the road less traveled by,

if he could figure out which one it is.