"Of course the rich do have advantages, but I am living proof

that you can start with very little and prosper economically

if you work hard and master the art of bullshitting."

Geraldo Rivera, Bill O'Reilly, and Michelle Malkin:

the Three Warning Signs of Creeping Americanitis

After Bill O'Reilly was videotaped robbing a bank,

he claimed he was photographed out of context.

O'Reilly the Ostrich screamed at the top of his lungs for a very long

period of time, stuck his head in the sand, and then laid an egg.

"The band was excellent, but they were dressed in tuxedoes,

and this is what black America doesn’t know, particularly people

who don’t have a lot of interaction with white Americans. They

think that the culture is dominated by Marilyn Manson, Buckethead,

and Rob Zombie."

Large Meteorite Collides with Earth, Wipes

Out All Dinosaurs Except Bill O'Reilly

At both ends of the Axle of Applesauce, there are big wheels

destined to fall off: Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity.

Bill O'Reilly Rebuked by Republican Base for Omitting

'Child Molesters' and 'Sodomites' in the Epithets He Has

Hurled at Daily Kos

Bill O'Reilly Uses Loofah Mitt to Fend Off Attack

by Pink-Pistol-Packing Lesbians

"But do you understand, Senator McCain, what the NewYork Times wants, and the far-left want? They want to breakdown the white, Christian, male power structure, which you'rea part of, and soam I, and they want to bring in millionsof foreign nationals to basically break down the structurethat we have. We've simply got to put a cap on the numberof Keith Olbermann fans allowed to enter this country!"

Bill O'Reilly Shaking Hands with His Stunt Double

After an exhausting night delivering Christmas presents around

the world, Santa Claus collapsed on the beach. Just before he

closed his eyes for a well-deserved nap, he was heard to say:

"With enemies like Bill O'Reilly, thank God I have some friends

like the folks at Bildungblog."

"Is it true, Mr. O'Reilly, you come from a place where

the sun don't shine, and that's why you're so white?"

When he was driven out of the country by thesecular progessives, Santa Claus promised,"Bill O'Reilly, I shall return!"

Today, he did.

Bill O'Reilly's Army Singing 'Onward Christmas Soldiers'

The Santa Claus Army is getting ready to march in

support of those frontline soldiers, like Bill O'Reilly,

who are in danger of being pushed back in the

Great War On Christmas.

"I'm announcing today that George Carlin

has agreed to add 'Keith Olbermann' to

his list of the Seven Things You Can't

Say on Television.

Bill and David Montgolfier chat about their

starring role in the upcoming Fox miniseries,

The Golden Age of Gasbaggery.