"Of course the rich do have advantages, but I am living proof

that you can start with very little and prosper economically

if you work hard and master the art of bullshitting."

"As if anyone doesn't already know this -- I love politics.

I love politicians. Most of all, I love myself. God,

I can't tell you how much I love Chris Matthews!"

Even as a young man, Chris Matthews had the crooked

grin of Two-Face. His future career as a media pundit

was assured.

If you are ever tempted to end it all because you have too few

college degrees, just remember this: Michael Savage holds a

Ph.D. in nutritional ethnomedicine from the University of

California, Berkeley.

"And then, children--hold on to your hats!--here's the end

of the story. The blogs became so clogged with ads you

couldn't tell if you were surfing the Net or watching TV."

Mark Halperin Transfixed by His Own Guile

Have you noticed how Howie Kurtz's face

is skewed to the right?

Media critics strongly disagree whether Dana Perino is morelike 'boothware' or more like 'vaporware'. There is consensus,

however, that her face masks a Brobdingnagian vacuity

only exceeded by that of her boss.

Beware the Media Goatsucker!

Four out of five doctors say that the first word

which comes to mind when they see Howie Kurtz

is 'smarmy'. The fifth doctor says 'unctuous'.

There are two kinds of liars. First, there's the

Opportunistic Liar, like Robert Novak, who

who could tell the truth if he wanted to.

Second, there's the Pathological Liar, like

Robert Novak, who couldn't tell the truth

even if he wanted to.

World's Worst Yobs #22

Charles Krauthammer

World's Worst Yobs #20

Lou Dobbs

World's Worst Yobs #19

Michael Medved

Things began to look up the day the talking head

talked and nobody listened.

Conrad Black

Conrad Blacker

Conrad Blackest

Invasion of the Trash People

Starring Mark Levin as “Dempster” and Sean Hannity as

“Dumpster”

Special Guest Appearance by Rush Limbaugh

as “Landfill”

Produced by Rupert Murdoch and

Directed by David Horowitz

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!

When General Hayden showed up for the Correspondents'

Dinner, the guests at first thought he was the bell captain.

You know the main course is going to be sugar-free

cotton candy when you log on to Slate to learn that the

lead article tackles the vexing issue of how the American

people misunderstand the Kentucky Derby. So you decide

to dig deeper into really important issues by clicking on

"Al-Qaida's Funniest Home Videos." But those turn out

to be, when you stop to think about it, almost as funny as

Lou Gehrig's Disease. So what's the point of this online

magazine? There is no point, and that's the point. It's

just a bunch of weisenheimers who get their kicks by

jerking you off.