Even Rupert Murdoch knows it's the

17th Day of Zappadan.

Up until the end, Rupert Murdoch denied his face was

being melted by the Lens of Death.

Rupert Murdoch to Purchase Wall Street Urinal for

$5 Billion, Says He Needs Another Pot to Piss In

If Goofy Had Been a Multibillionaire

"Can you believe it? We're on the first sheet of

Rupert Murdoch's roll of buttwipe."