"Smells like you're using the new Right Guard Xtreme

Powerstripe Anti-Perspirant, Neil."

"Yeah, Sara, Karl says it offers the ultimate in

long-lasting protection."

"Can you tell us, Ms. Taylor, just how long your lips

have been sealed?"

"No, Senator Leahy, I am NOT Ann Althouse's twin sister!

But we do use the same hairdresser."

"Were you aware, Ms. Taylor, that you said 'ya know' every

23 seconds in your testimony before this Committee today?"

"I took an oath. And I take that oath to the

President very seriously. And, no, I can't

remember what I had for breakfast a week ago."