Uncle Sam has really fallen on hard times during

the years of the Bush Administration.

Mike Huckabee Decries the 'Arrogant Bunker Mentality'

of the Bush Administration

Air Guitarist Stryker Strecker

Air Press Secretary Dana Perino

"Beg pardon, Helen. We don't torture people.

We just torture truth."

"Yes, I know. There are only 482 days left in our presidency, Dick.

Gosh! So many nations to invade, so little time!"

"I guess you heard I sold my cast for $17,200. Do you

remember, Tony, if you got that much for selling your

soul to the Bush Administration?"

"Which was dumber, Tony: me breaking my wrist on

the set, or you joining the Bush Administration as

press secretary?"

It was at the picnic Monica Goodling first saw the light,

namely, that 'It's not what you know but who you know'

was not only the philosophical foundation of the Bush

Administration but was also the secret of her success.

Presidential Seal Turns State's Evidence

Against Bush Administration

Richard Stickler, an Assistant Secretary of Labor, has been

protecting mine owners' safety and health since 2006.

Karl Rove in Mourning for Lies Left Untold

After he retires at the end of August, this is where Karl Rove,

the 'Architect of the Bush Presidency', will live, a mansion

he designed himself.

On the occasion of the official announcement of Karl

Rove's resignation, Karen Hughes had a chance to take

a rare look inward. She obviously didn't like what she saw.

Peering into the future, Karl Rove says he plans to write a book

about his years with George Bush, and would like to teach at

some point, even though he doesn't have a degree, having dropped

out of four different universities over a period of nine years.

"I've got to do this for the sake of my family."

"Have you met my family?"

Just Deserts #2

Karl Rove will spend eternity waiting for

the end of August that never comes.

Harriet Miers' Ass Refuses to Sit in House

Judiciary Committee Chair

"Smells like you're using the new Right Guard Xtreme

Powerstripe Anti-Perspirant, Neil."

"Yeah, Sara, Karl says it offers the ultimate in

long-lasting protection."

"And always look on the bright side of life,

Always look on the right side of life.

Come on guys, cheer up!"

"Can you tell us, Ms. Taylor, just how long your lips

have been sealed?"