Tiger Escapes from ExxonMobil Zoo,

Wreaks Havoc Worldwide

Only the giant pandas get more attention than Karl Rove

and Alberto Gonzales in the National Zoo.

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"400-Pound Gorilla Injures 4 in Zoo in Brief Escape"

T. Rex's insatiable appetite for Torosauruses was putting

a real strain on Cleveland's zoo budget.